January 2012
Meeting Daniel Radcliffe
Me: Woah, fancy meeting you here. Small world, huh?
Dan:
Me:
Dan:
Me:
Dan:
Me:
Dan:
Me:
Dan: Who let you inside my house?
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isnt this the year were all supposed to die
coffeeandcheesecake:
e-n-g-a:
solluxbutts:
alfred-fucking-jones:
sborb:
do they have wifi in hell
is gay porn allowed in hell
i wonder what satan ships
i wonder if satan is hot
yes he is
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Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
Molly Weasley: Make sure to speak very, very clearly, Harry.
Harry Potter: lol okay DIAGHUN LIEE
pterodakktyl:
nerd4-life:
s-nitch:
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Meeting Tom Felton
Tom Felton: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Tom Felton: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Tom Felton: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Tom Felton: What?
Me: What?
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Tom Felton: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Tom Felton: But -
Me: Poster.
December 2011
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
