June 2012
May 2012
My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
dekutree:
craigsagerssuit:
dekutree:
senseis:
white girls with stupid tattoos
fate
written in chinese
but instead it says “pork fried rice chicken wings to go”
threedancingoods:
favabean05:
dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
I love you, floor.
I love you too, 2% milk.
snape: EX
lockhart:
snape:
lockhart:
snape:
lockhart:
snape:
lockhart:
snape: PELLIARMUS.
I envy people who can dance like this.
And I’m all
me: i'll do it at 7PM
time: 7:02PM
me: oops too late gotta wait till 8 now
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Conservatives: You're destroying this country.
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
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Pretty friend: Omg i just got 100 likes on my profile picture
Smart friend: Omg i got an excellence on my internal
Athletic friend: Omg i just got asked to join the national team
Popular friend: Omg today i got invited to like ten parties
Me: Today i meowed at my cat and he meowed back
tragicallybeautful:
when you try to backspace out text and get taken back a page
