January 2012
Jan 14th
718 notes
Jan 14th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
64,313 notes
Jan 13th
17,162 notes
Jan 13th
97 notes
Jan 12th
71,354 notes
Meeting Daniel Radcliffe
Me: Woah, fancy meeting you here. Small world, huh?
Dan:
Me:
Dan:
Me:
Dan:
Me:
Dan:
Me:
Dan: Who let you inside my house?
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Jan 9th
52,342 notes
Jan 9th
80,475 notes
2 tags
Jan 8th
9,506 notes
Jan 8th
1,783 notes
Jan 8th
114,887 notes
Jan 7th
13,206 notes
1 tag
Jan 6th
25,776 notes
Jan 6th
24,392 notes
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
112,382 notes
isnt this the year were all supposed to die
coffeeandcheesecake: e-n-g-a: solluxbutts: alfred-fucking-jones: sborb: do they have wifi in hell is gay porn allowed in hell i wonder what satan ships i wonder if satan is hot yes he is
Jan 6th
8,760 notes
1 tag
Jan 4th
3,211 notes
Jan 4th
11,363 notes
1 tag
Jan 4th
4,708 notes
Imagine Albus Severus coming out to Harry:
Albus: Dad, I’m…gay.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named after two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was gay and he was the wisest man I’ve ever known.
Albus: Dad, you say this every time I tell you something. Stop. Just stop.
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Albus: Dad, would you mind buying some conditioner? I think we’re out.
Harry: Albus Severus Potter. You were named for two Headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them never used conditioner and he was probably the greasiest man I ever knew.
Albus: Dad, this response is really getting old.
Harry: TWO HEADMASTERS.
Albus: Yes, I get it, two hea—
Harry: BRAVEST AND WISEST MEN.
Albus: Da—
Harry: THAT I EVER KNEW, BRAVEST AND WISEST, TWO OF THEM.
Jan 4th
51,778 notes
Jan 4th
36,120 notes
Jan 4th
17,053 notes
Jan 4th
77,665 notes
Jan 4th
17,831 notes
Jan 3rd
4,965 notes
Molly Weasley: Make sure to speak very, very clearly, Harry.
Harry Potter: lol okay DIAGHUN LIEE
Jan 3rd
10,762 notes
Jan 3rd
10,840 notes
Jan 3rd
21,264 notes
Jan 2nd
106,806 notes
Jan 1st
11,943 notes
Listenpterodakktyl: nerd4-life: s-nitch: ...
Jan 1st
28,169 notes
Meeting Tom Felton
Tom Felton: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Tom Felton: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Tom Felton: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Tom Felton: What?
Me: What?
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me:
Tom Felton:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Tom Felton: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Tom Felton: But -
Me: Poster.
Jan 1st
4,235 notes
December 2011
Dec 31st
1,858 notes
Dec 31st
54,966 notes
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Dec 31st
44,320 notes
Dec 30th
127,385 notes
Dec 30th
50,393 notes
Dec 30th
12,827 notes
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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